As you all know, Froggy is a cat and dog food connoisseur. She's always had a palate for kibble.
This was our conversation today, after I caught the Frog in the closet munching on kitty food.
FM: What are you doing?
Froggy: (a mouth-full of Purina One) Go into my room Mommy, leave me alone.
FM: Are you eating cat food?
Froggy: (shoving another piece in her mouth) Mmmmhmmmm.
FM: Okay listen, you need to make decisions on your own. Mommy can't always watch you. So, here's the deal. Cat and dog food are made out of yucky ingredients.
Froggy listens intently, but still continues to pop kitty kernels in her mouth.
FM: Cat and dog food is made out of bones and gristle, fat and (get ready) horse meat. Do you really want to eat a horsie?
Froggy thinks about her answer for a moment.
Froggy: Yes, horses taste goooood! I love horsie meat.
Neighhhhh....Sorry Mr. Ed.