This definitely qualifies as 'too much information' but it needs to be recorded in Froggy history...Today while picking up meds at the pharmacy, I had to use the restroom. Our local Rite Aid has the most disgusting bathroom I've ever been in, worse than an outhouse, worse than a public park, or carnival port-o-potty. It is filthy. I'll leave out the details, but it's what I imagine a medieval toilet to resemble. So before entering, I told Froggy, "Do NOT touch anything!" I actually had my anti-bacterial gel out, like a light sabre, ready to attack any mega germs that leapt our way. In the stall, there were no toilet covers (of course, because only clean restrooms have those), so I did what any sane woman does in a situation like this. Oh you know... "The Squat." It's not the prettiest pose, but the lesser of two evils. So the toddler is watching me with bizarre fascination, and says, "What are you doing Mama?"
Before I could muster up a good explanation, she answers for me...
Before I could muster up a good explanation, she answers for me...
"Peeing... like a cow."
Moo.
Moo.
4 comments:
*rolling on floor laughing*
Gotta love kids. :)
oh my goodness! I heard mom's horse laugh coming out of my mouth. Seriously, tears rolling down my face and Jeff came in the room and asked what was wrong. I made him read it and he laughed almost as hard, no horse laugh or tears though.
~Auntie Honka
So funny! She is an original, isn't she.
hahahahahhahahahahhahaha.
Hopefully, she'll tell people in the park, at the playground, my mom pees like a cow.
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