Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Writing Humor

Publisher holds out a large envelope says,
Sorry.
We can't publish your autobiography.
Man sighs, says,
Story of my life.

from the poem "Story of My Life" by Jennifer Michael Hecht

Question: How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer: We're not changing anything!

-anonymous

2 comments:

Infidel Rooster said...

And the equally true statement from a writer: A piece is never finished, only abandoned.

Rach said...

Ha!