My name is Peanut. I'm a naughty, naughty kitty. Today I ate the plastic wrap off a roll of quarters and promptly puked it up! Daddy stepped in it when he rolled out of bed. Get it, "rolled" out of bed? Aaah, I crack myself up.Anyway, I was making a statement, man! This baby gets too much attention. What is she, the new Dalai Lama, or the second coming? No, she's just a baby, and I was here first, thank you!
Mom and Dad are off the hook for a little while, then I'm upping the ante. Next time, I'm eating something they really care about, like the sofa. That oughta get their attention.
2 comments:
Very, very funny! I have 4 cats who are right there with ya, Peanut. :)
I as well. But double it. 4 kittens, 4 cats :-P
Cats'll show you who the real boss of the house is ;-)
Meow to you Peanut!
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