Anyway, I was making a statement, man! This baby gets too much attention. What is she, the new Dalai Lama, or the second coming? No, she's just a baby, and I was here first, thank you!
Mom and Dad are off the hook for a little while, then I'm upping the ante. Next time, I'm eating something they really care about, like the sofa. That oughta get their attention.